ILIANA ILIANA's egg CRACKED on twenty secondMAY! She LOVESCHINESE/KOREAN/WHATEVER DRAMAS
is seriously SPAZZAM, CRAPPY, LAME but TOTALLY WORTH IT(:
she's multi-talented!
SHE can TALK and PISS you off AT the same time.. GOD was showing off when he made me
INDULGES<3
ILIANA loves her friends.
CHATTINGG LAFFIN romance novels
being spastic
bubble teaaa!
COMICS CHICK FLICKS fall out boy
avril lavinge
THE VERONICAS
gwen stefani
TANK(:
akon ANTM ...wanna be at the top top top FAHRENHEIT
MCR --anybody can be what they wanna be,
they just have to WILL for it and take ACTION:))
DETESTS
ILIANAabsolutely HATES im-just-so-in-your-face-pretty-and-you-know-it kinda ppl IGNORance is not BLISS
plain out BITCHES
I GOT THIS FROM MANDIEEE(; i love her socks;D [ ] You don't like public speaking. [ ] You find it hard to talk to strangers. [ ] You don't like to look people in the eye. [ ] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous. [x] You hate to go shopping alone. -WHO TELL ME GOES SHOPPING ALONE AND ENJOY THEMSELVES TO HELL HUHHH?- pfffffftt. o.o TOTAL: 1 [ ] When you're in a group of people,it's difficult to think of what to say. [x] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex. [ ] You hate to be teased. -im too used to it(:- [ ] You hate answering the door. TOTAL: 1 [ ] You don't like to ask people for help. [ ] You can't stand people watching you. [1/2x] One on one conversations make you nervous. -depends who mahh:pp [ ] You hate to read out loud. [ ] You don't like answering questions. TOTAL: 1/2 [ ] You dread ordering food at restaurants. [1/2x] You are uncomfortable at parties, unless you know everyone well.-depends also the type of people there -.- [ ] You don't like to talk, because you're afraid of being embarrassed by what you say. -HELL NO- [ ] You wish you were more outgoing.-im too LOUDDD WAHBASHBISHBANGBUNGBONGG- [ ] You hate being in the center of any room TOTAL: 1/2 [ ] You don't know how to react to compliments. [ ] You prefer reading,writing, or listening to music than being around too many people. [ ] You blush easily. [x] You don't like singing in front of a lot of people. TOTAL : 1 GRAND TOTAL: 4Multiply it by 4 equals 16I'm 16% shy :O hahahah IM SOO SHYY DARLINGGSD:
11:32 PM
Sunday, October 21, 2007
I LOVE YELLOW~ AHAHAHA COS I HAVE RETARDS FOR FRIENDS AND I AM A RETARD(: hahaha trainings HILARIOUS, H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S I LOVE TRAINING. sorta i dont like suicides tho who likes suicides anyway the name sucks too. i was like 5 mins late and they were like shouting at me to do 60 rounds and i was thinking that does not even make sense. what calculations give you 60? 5*12? HAHAH THATS RANDOM. and yeah somehow i managed to laugh the whole THREE yes i only did three haha warm up whaat, rounds damn funny. okay FINE. you got me written here its not funny but if you do experience it its freakingfunny. then guess what? we discussed about air filled boobs. i think it started with the super deflated balls (BASKETballs;D) and it got so retarded like how you test for them and how if you chop them off and put them in water the air bubbles to the top hahahaha -i can hear squerms of the readers already- HAAAH. hmmm cant remember rest but i just know that i LOVE MY TEAM TO SUPER DOOPER HUMUNGOUS LITTLE BITS COS THEYRE THE FREAKING FUNNIEST AND NICEST AND COOLEST PEOPLE ON EARTH. haha i bet you can darn right feel the love. well, YOU BETTER and yeah after training we were like chatting on the floor and getting bags mixed up with yongyong and buying drinks with lots of saliva. dont ask. and anna burping like hell we finally made our way to tumtumtumTUUUUUMMMMM CAUSEWAY POINT! yes sharlene is like super bluur lah haha walked wrong way dont know how many times. we kept having to shout at her(: and then i showed off my not needing to jump over railing to anna angie(: haha they were damn pissed(: then on bus sat next to angie, chatted then halfway suddenly hanah (sitting across horizontaliy) whacked my leg and i was like WHAAAAAT?!?! and then she was like YELLOW CAR YELLOW CAR! and the whole thing started again all thanks to sharlene -long story again- and then some how we diverted to digging noses and making fake digs and like fake digging deep and whatever -yeah just dont ask ahah- and then i saw the yellow lady sitting in front and i was like yellow lady! whack whack! then she was yellow truck! whack whack! yellow bottle! whack whack! yellow teeshirt! whack whack! yellow lights! whack whack! yellow bus lights! whack whack! yellow lines! whack whack! and so on. i bet we were causing much stares. andmy arm hurt then(: so did hers hahahah it was so much fun(: then we called truce when we reached and was ordered by sharlene to stand to the left of the escalator and thats when she became our "teacher". oh no the lamness begine here. if it hadnt already started(: oh before that we heard that already old song big grils dont cry by fergie and angie started singing so we couldnt help but start a choirin the middle of the street. plus the added dont cry dont cry dont cry....- long longstory- hahahahhaha horribly offtune. then sharlene gathered all of us practically shouting on top of her lungs "GAAAAAAHLS, GATHER ROUND KIDS! PLEASE BEHAVE YOURSELVEES" it sent us into a fit of laughter:DDDDDDD she was so loud everybody stared and we had to shh her cos we were wearing raffles bball shirt haha we like took soo long to decide where to eat finally moss burger! cos of my brilliant idea. cos hanah said she wanted rice and anna heard fries and said she wanted it too so in the end hanah wanted rice and anna wanted fries so i was like MOS BURGER! rice burger and theres fries! the teacher gave me ten points! yay! all i have to do is be the highest scorer and i'll get something (shit what is the something?) from teacher sharlene(: HAHAHAHAHA whatever then i saw esprit and i was like "i wanna go shop at ES-PREEE"and angie and anna was like NOOO ITS NOT ES-PREE ITS ES-PRIT. so we got into some small c=scale funnily ridiculous which evolved into a dare from hanah to ask the salesperson whats the actual pronounciation. for twenty cents. but i thought it would be fun so i took the dare and did it hahahahahhahaha super funny larh iw as right btw it is ES-PREEE SO YOU ES-PRIT PRONOUNCERS GET IT RIGHT THE NEXT TIME! ;) then we ate at mos had some lil stuff like banging into oiing aunties and ordering beef for wrong ppl and super hot sizziling apple pies. and then the bubble tea wierdo guy. oh gawsh i dont even want to talk about him. okay im not pissed at him. im actually quite amused. GET THIS PERSON, SWEET TALK HAS 10 OVER BRANCHES AND YOU HAVE TWO -APPARENTLY- AND NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO PURPOSELY COMPETE WITH THEM. it was super amusing though. and angie YOU GOTTA CHILL(: dont take everybosy'd words hardly yeah love? okays its late 1,31 and i had training so yeah duh im tired BYE RETARDS, LOSERS, THINGAMAGEES ON ILIANA LAME WORLD(: sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite! toodles!
12:51 AM
Friday, October 12, 2007
I WANTED TO POST A VIDEOCLIP TOO BAD HAHAHAH SUPER COOL HAHAHA I WISH I COULD HAVE AN INVISIBLE SKATEBOARD TOO! maybe i'll post later ANSJAIL IS LOVE BASKETBALLCOURTS ARE LOVE DANCE DANCE REV IS LOVE ARCADES ARE LOVE POSTEXAMS ARE LOVE ALL ROUND SUDHI IS LOVE SLUMBERS IS LOVE SUBWAYCOOKIES ARE LOVE ANTM IS LOVE THESADMOVIE IS TOO SAD TO BE LOVE SHABOOYA IS LOVE FINDINGLOSTWALLETS IS LOVE ANSJAIL IS LOVE LOVE
LOVES! ILIANA
2:40 PM
Monday, September 24, 2007
OH GAWSH YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE YOUR FRIGGING GUTS? IF YOURE NOT A FAN OF THOSE GIRLY PEETY POSTS DONT READ THIS COS ITS ONE OF THAT I NEVER EVER POSTED THIS KINDA THING ANYWHERE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE ILISA S A BIG FAT STUPID LOSER AND SHE IS THE MOST IRRITATING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER KNOWN YOU WANT PROOF?! YOUVE GOT IT! FIRSTLY, MY MUM HAS A BACK SPRAIN ADDED ON TO HER ALREADY THERE BACK PROBLEM DOES SHE CARE?! NOOOOO WHEN WE'RE DOING HOUSEWORK ALL SHE DOES IS DO HER OWN ROOM AND THE OUTSIDE LITTLE PIECE OF PARQUAY ME WANTING TO HELPMUMMY DID MY SHARE OF THE SECONG LEVEL PLUS THE WHOLE OF THE TOP LEVEL AND I ALSO DID THE HANGING UP OF THE CLOTHES AND BRINGING UP OF PILLOWS MATTRESSES ETC. WHEN MY MUM ASKED HER TO DO THIS ITTY BITTY THING FOR HER ALL SHE DOES IS WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE AND I JUST CAT STAND IT I FEEL SORRY FOR MY MOTHER FOR HAVING SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL WHATEVER UNHELPFUL DAUGHTER WHEN SHE EATS STH EVEN ONE LIL FORK SHE DOES NOT EVEN BOTHER TO WASH IT..JUST LEAVING IT IN THE SINK TO DO WHAT ROT IS IT? FOR MY MUM TO WASH IS IT? WE HAVE NO MAID LOSER WASH IT YOURSELF! SO USUALLY I JUST WASH EVERYTHING IN THE SINK. BUT TODAY SHE WASHED OMGAWSH SUCH A BIG ACHEIVEMENT--HER OWN FORK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SOOO AMAZZING AND SECONDLY SHE IS THE MOST SELFISH SISTER IN THE WHOLE FRIGGING WIDE WORLD I THINK SHE DOESNT EVEN CARE ABOUT HER FAMILY AT ALL JUST HER SCHOOL FRIENDS SHE JUST TALKS ON THE PHONE PLAYS MAPLE (WHICH I NICELY DONT TELL MY MOTHER ABOUT) AND WHATEVER CRAP AND SINCE MY COM CRASH SO I WANNA USE HER COM GET THIS NOT WHEN SHES USING IT, WHEN SHES NOTT USING IT SHE COMPLAINS AND DONT LET ME USE. SHE WAS TALKING ON THE FRIGGING PHONE WITH HER OH SOPRECIOUS THEY'LL BE WITH YOU FOREVERAND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS WHEN YOURE BUSY AND HELP YOU WITH STUFF IN THE FUTUREFRIENDS (FAT HOPE) AND SHES SPINNING HER PEN AND PLAYING WITH HER FRIGGING RUBIKS CUBE AND WHEN I ASKED SOO NICELY AND SAID SOO MANY PLEASES TO USE HER COM SHE JUST SHOUTS AT ME TO GET LOST AND DOESNT ALLOW ME TO USE THE COM AND SHE SAYS SHES ONLY GONNA BEON THE PHONE A SHORT WHILE AS IF! LIKE I FRIGGING BELIEVE THAT?! HELLO??!!?!?! AND SO IM FRIGGING PISSED OFF AT HER AND THE OTHER LAPTOP DOWNSTAIRS DOESNT EVEN WORK PROPERLY AND SHE ASKED ME TO USE IT SO I DIDNT CARE GUAN TA SO I WENT AND TRED TO USE IT BUT IT DIDNT WORK SO I FINALLY DAMN PISSED AND DUMPED THE WHOLE NOT WORKING COM T HER TABLE AND TOOK HER COM AND FOUGHT WITH HER THEN GOT HER COM COS SHE KNOWS THAT IF I TELLMUMMY SHES DEAD BUT WHAT SHE DOESNT KNOW IS IT THAT I DONT WANT TO WAKE MUMMY UP SO YEAH. I GOT THE FREAKING COM I JUST SERIOUSLY DONT GET HER SELFISHNESS AND PLAIN NO FEELINGS TOWARDS MYMUMS HEALTH SHES THE SHITTEST PERSON ON EARTH. AND OH NOW HER FRIENDS ARE ALL GONNA HAVE A BAD IMPRESSION ON ME BUT WHO CARES LET THEM I KNOW THE TRUTH SO BUZZ OFF GO KILL YOURSELF COS IDONT CARE that felt good but still oh btw frigging is not a bad word right? dont want to offend anybody yes okay im done venting bye
9:41 PM
Sunday, September 09, 2007
MR BEAN'S GUIDE TO DATING FOR MEN:D HILARIOUS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
12:38 PM
Thursday, September 06, 2007
1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll challenge you to do something. 3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you. 4. I'll tell you something I like about you. 5. I'll tell my first/clearest memory about you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll tell you something I've always wanted to ask you. 8. You must post this on yours.X.O
.Ili
1. Paul Twohill! Singapore Idol! Loveable Teddy Bear!Okaye luh, no need to be only one thing bah :D
2. [s]Drop from RGS and come join me in AHS:D[/s]
Ask for Zhengning's autograph and stalk her for a day :3 Since she's from your school. ^^
3. HOTHOTHOTTTPINK:D
4. Omg too many ]: One of those on the list is your sense of humour(x
5. P2 Prize Giving Rehearsal D; Weird place, but yar. I think that was when I started to got to know you better[:
6. Teddy Bear